Bite Me
  • Author : Christopher Moore
  • Release Date : 23 March 2010
  • Publisher : Harper Collins
  • Genre : Fiction
  • Pages : 352
  • ISBN 13 : 9780061986161
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Book Description: “Christopher Moore is a very sick man, in the very best sense of the word.” —Carl Hiaasen The undead rise again in Bite Me, the third book in New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore’s wonderfully twisted vampire saga. Joining his farcical gems Bloodsucking Fiends and You Suck, Moore’s latest in continuing story of young, urban, nosferatu style love, is no Twilight—but rather a tsunami of the irresistible outrageousness that has earned him the appellation, “Stephen King with a whoopee cushion and a double-espresso imagination” from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution and inspired Denver’s Rocky Mountain News to declare him, “the 21st century’s best satirist.”

Bite Me

Bite Me

Author : Christopher Moore
Publisher : Harper Collins
Genre : Fiction
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“Christopher Moore is a very sick man, in the very best sense of the word.” —Carl Hiaasen The undead rise again in Bite Me, the third book in New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore’s wonderfully twisted vampire saga. Joining his farcical gems Bloodsucking Fiends and You Suck, Moore’...

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Publisher : Center Street
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
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Publisher : Unknown
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Publisher : Kensington Books
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Author : Julie Albert,Lisa Gnat
Publisher : Appetite by Random House
Genre : Cooking
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Author : Cynthia Eden
Publisher : Hocus Pocus Publishing, Inc.
Genre : Fiction
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Author : Nikki Stafford
Publisher : ECW Press
Genre : Performing Arts
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Author : Parker Blue
Publisher : BelleBooks
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Barely eighteen-year-old heroine Valentine Shapiro got a raw deal in the parent lottery. Her father was part incubus demon, and her mother's never forgiven her for that.Life after high school is tough enough without having to go 15 rounds with your inner demon. Thrown out of the house by her ...

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Author : Lisa Renee Jones
Publisher : Julie Patra Publishing
Genre : Fiction
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Author : Fallon Jones
Publisher : Lulu.com
Genre : Fiction
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Author : Anonim
Publisher : Eternal Press
Genre : Parent and child
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Author : Lynsay Sands
Publisher : Harper Collins
Genre : Fiction
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Author : Fabio Parasecoli
Publisher : Berg
Genre : Social Science
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Food is not only something we eat, it is something we use to define ourselves. Ingestion and incorporation are central to our connection with the world outside our bodies. Food's powerful social, economic, political and symbolic roles cannot be ignored - what we eat is a marker of power, cultural ...

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Author : Joe Rosenblatt
Publisher : The Porcupine's Quill
Genre : Poetry
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In Bite Me!, idiosyncratic observations and provocative musings illuminate an unseen world of creatures both real and imagined. This is a collection populated by eighty-foot-long boa constrictors and carnivorous pitcher plants. Of colossal clams that inhale noxious volcanic fumes and of bioluminescent ocean-dwelling critters that appear as ghostly mermaids to ...